Differences between an Asshole and a Douche!

[Keep in mind, this is for fun, and slightly educational if your into calling out others for their wrong behavior and attitude. If you can't stand journals like this, then why did you click on it? Read at your own sanity, yah bastard ]

 In our world we live in, we have a colorful spectrum of different types and personalities of people. Some want to help mankind, some want to be the hero, some want set mankind back, and others want to be the villain. In this journal entry I want to cover two of these types and how to better to identify them. Keep in mind, we can't change other people for who they are, but they have to learn it through their own consequences of their own actions they have made.

It's a nice day, maybe it's the best day of your life, then you encounter someone either on the internet or in everyday life that just ruins the mood or the moment and leave you scratching your head, puts you in a bad mood, or shakes your heads in confusion from the encounter with these kinds of people. I'm talking about the Assholes and the Douchebags in our everyday life. These are the kind of people who are just toxic to be around, or giving anyone of your sense their attention. Now keep in mind, both Assholes and Douchebags know no age, gender, sex preference, ethnic, job, location, or disability. They can be anyone, but both have characteristic that they express willing or unknowingly. I want to cover how to know the difference between the two and how to deal with them.

[THE DOUCHE]
Who are they: No, were not talking about a object that cleans a woman's vagina. A Douche is often refer to someone who thinks they are the coolest thing ever, and will preform actions that some would see as wrong, but they don't care and will not regret what they have done or said.

Douche: (noun) an obnoxious or contemptible person.

Examples: Kanye West, Justin Bieber, Cast of Jersey Shore.

Most douchebags are recognizable through their appearance. Some weird hair style that they think is cool, clothing that makes them think they are all that, often making them selves the big picture. They act like they are a gift from god, that the world spins around them and the world is nothing without them. The main problem is it's not really their fault as most douchebag have been built up by the fame and the people giving it to them and their ego go to their heads. Often times a douche will do something that either makes a scene, disrupt the flow of human growth or order, or will let their ego go to far. Often time they can't handle any form of criticism and often will play victim when someone comes along and knock them down a few pegs, when they we're running their mouths. Douches are Narcissist, but they have more of an ego driven that they are the shit then any form of intellectual superiority. They are what's in and you will know if wither you want to or not. 

How to deal with them: Most Douchebag are ego driven and just want attention. Simply ignoring them with drive them insane, but another thing douches do is run their mouth... often a good slap or some type of cheap blow will make them go from a big blow-hard to a little girl and grab some popcorn watch as they have a panic attack at what just happen. With that said, hitting them SHOULD be the last thing you do. While Some Douchebags will turn into a little girl, other douchebags can and will lash back with they know they can win by being the bigger guy or have their group help them. The most effective way to get under a douchebag is acknowledge them as douchebags and then go on about your day. Most douchebags won't even call them selves a douche either because they don't know what it is, or think they are not and if you call them a douche, it's just as effective as a slap to the face... I'm not kidding do not hit people, even if they deserve unless they hit your 1st or harasses your friend/family. You could end up in jail.

[THE ASSHOLE]
Who are they: Assholes are the kind of people you will most likely meet on the internet or see them on TV. Unlike the Douche, Assholes are much smarter and they have some form of power and don't care about being cool, or what's in. Often; Assholes express their opinions wither you wanted it or not, and they will treat their opinion as fact and will belittle others for not shearing the same opinion or doesn't meet their standards of perfection.

Asshole: (noun) an irritating or contemptible person.

Examples: Donald Trump, Bill O'Reilly, Bill Maher, Seth Macfarlane.

Most Assholes are not recognizable, however they can be identified by their attitude and their opinion on whatever. They normally act smug about them selves and have a superiority complex to them. They are Zealous in their nature and if you so much a criticize them, they will turn it around on you and make you feel less about yourself while they stroke their egos. They are Narcissist, but they are the dangerous kind of Narcissist, because with the right words can manipulate others into believe their views and rarely play victim. They treat their opinion as fact and condemn anyone who has a different view on something regardless of what it is. Normally Assholes don't lash out, unless they see something that's not to their standards and will rip on it in a smug way, and if you so much as try and counter their argument then it gives them a reason to throw their intellect and superiority around like it was their own weight. They know their right and they want everyone to know they are right and if anyone say/dose anything otherwise then they are damned. Assholes think they are right and anything you say to them is pointless because they are better then you. Then they will tell you that all with a shit eat smug smile.

How to deal with them: Assholes are not the easiest to deal with for many reasons... because they believe that they are always right no matter what it is you can't break them down. you can block them, but it feeds to their ego as they will see you as a coward and laugh at you. If trying to confront an Asshole always keep your temper, exploding at them will only stroke their ego and they love it. Keep in mind most asshole feel like they are right, and what they are doing is right, because it feeds superiority of being right. To them they are the smart guy, they are the one the only own with a brain in the world and the rest of the world are dumbasses. However there is one small flaw... ever seen an asshole explode of anger? Normally Assholes keep their cool, they act smug, and can and will use big words because they know big words... The only sure fire way to deal with an Asshole and leaving the victor is to make them explode... now I know this is kind of going into the cruel side of them, but I want to assure you that the Asshole will take every little flaw about you and break it down and toy with you. They want you to know that you are nothing to them that you can never measure to their level. To beat the Asshole, first before you say anything to them, study them, learn about them... get into their heads. 2nd keep your cool and then point out their own fault. Because most Assholes suffer from some form of insecurity, so they try to be perfect by being the smart know it all to compensate for whatever their fault maybe. You have to hit them where it hurts, some stronger then a punch to the face. 3rd, don't hit them with their own insecurity just yet... lead them on, and build up the moment... then when the moment is right... hit them with it and watch them... When they explode, the go off like a nuke, often they are not thinking when their writing, often they are shaking out of anger and no longer thinking straight, often they go back to edit what they said, but by that point you have won... you broken the asshole and the only thing to do know is let them know you've won and finally block/ignore them, they will know they have lost and go off to do some thinking, or think twice before throwing their opinion like fact.

So there you have it.... Which do you think is the worst? A Douche who think he/she all that or an Asshole who thinks they know it all?
Comment down below on what you think...
Allen Ravenix signing out!